According to some news report I read somewhere (doesn’t really matter where, does it?) ABC canceled more appearances of Adam Lambert after he made out with some dude on stage:

The repercussions for Adam Lambert’s controversial performance at the American Music Awards just keep on coming. The singer confirms that ABC has cancelled his two upcoming appearances on the network — “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” and “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.”

Lambert tweeted, “Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. don’t blame them. It’s the FCC heat.”

Really ABC? REALLY? The same Disney-owned-conglomerate of channels that features television shows about teenage sex (and teenage oral sex), and whose news channels are even obsessed with sex is now hating on Adam Lambert because he made out with a dude and simulated some oral on national TV:

I’m not even going to use the tired old “Madonna and Britney” argument, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take another look at it.. you know for posterities sake:

(You think Britney tastes like failure? I bet it tastes kinda hot…)

EDIT: Oh we can’t forget that Christina ALSO kissed Madonna. It’s like the Britney image only, with more talent!

(I just realized, Christina got Brit’s sloppy seconds. Damn!)

*AHEM* Anyway, the point is ABC you need to get OVER it already. I mean, the truth of the matter is that networks are run by aging white men who have no problem with watching Britney and Madonna make out, because it sexually attracts them, but cannot stand watching Adam and some random dude (how is he not on a reality show yet?) swap some spit.

NOW, don’t get me wrong, the entire Adam Lambert AMA performance was freaking ridiculous. It was nothing more than a publicity stunt, and a poorly placed one. You can’t go from runner up on American Idol to sex God overnight Adam, sorry.

But that doesn’t give ABC the right to punk out on his FUTURE stuff. He learned his lesson and it’s already cost him. I doubt he’ll be kissing many dudes in the near future… well on stage at least. Give the guy a break, he’s got the pipes, let the man sing.

So ABC, y’all be trippin.

YBT SCALE: 3 tongue kisses out of 10

Please don't hit me anymore, boo...I'll be good!

Ever since Mrs. Woods proved once and for all that women can swing a golf club just as good as any dude and opened up a can of Swedish Whoop Ass on Tiger and his Caddy (Cabliasian? Yeah, right.   Everybody knows that only brothas roll in Cadillacs), white people been acting pretty cocky.

Ann Coulter's been preparing for this day a long time...

And banding together to do some major damage…

Dear God, no! Anything but this, Lord!

No wonder Kanye West hasn’t been seen in a while.  He knows that blonds run in packs and he’s gonna pay for messing with Taylor Swift.

Personally, I just hope that nobody gets Lisa Loeb pissed.  I am sure that behind that sexy librarian, emo-look, she’s a f*ckin’ killing machine, man.

Lisa Loeb scares YBT

Why can’t white people and black people just get along and buy furniture together?

Amen.

YPT SCORE: 6 out of 10 (1 point taken away for Ann Coulter actually knowing how to use a gun…come on, is that really a good idea for her to have a weapon? Really?)