According to some news report I read somewhere (doesn’t really matter where, does it?) ABC canceled more appearances of Adam Lambert after he made out with some dude on stage:

The repercussions for Adam Lambert’s controversial performance at the American Music Awards just keep on coming. The singer confirms that ABC has cancelled his two upcoming appearances on the network — “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” and “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.”

Lambert tweeted, “Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. don’t blame them. It’s the FCC heat.”

Really ABC? REALLY? The same Disney-owned-conglomerate of channels that features television shows about teenage sex (and teenage oral sex), and whose news channels are even obsessed with sex is now hating on Adam Lambert because he made out with a dude and simulated some oral on national TV:

I’m not even going to use the tired old “Madonna and Britney” argument, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take another look at it.. you know for posterities sake:

(You think Britney tastes like failure? I bet it tastes kinda hot…)

EDIT: Oh we can’t forget that Christina ALSO kissed Madonna. It’s like the Britney image only, with more talent!

(I just realized, Christina got Brit’s sloppy seconds. Damn!)

*AHEM* Anyway, the point is ABC you need to get OVER it already. I mean, the truth of the matter is that networks are run by aging white men who have no problem with watching Britney and Madonna make out, because it sexually attracts them, but cannot stand watching Adam and some random dude (how is he not on a reality show yet?) swap some spit.

NOW, don’t get me wrong, the entire Adam Lambert AMA performance was freaking ridiculous. It was nothing more than a publicity stunt, and a poorly placed one. You can’t go from runner up on American Idol to sex God overnight Adam, sorry.

But that doesn’t give ABC the right to punk out on his FUTURE stuff. He learned his lesson and it’s already cost him. I doubt he’ll be kissing many dudes in the near future… well on stage at least. Give the guy a break, he’s got the pipes, let the man sing.

So ABC, y’all be trippin.

YBT SCALE: 3 tongue kisses out of 10

Ok, so according to the CNN newstory, some people are up in arms over a picture of Michelle Obama that was apparently racist. Google didn’t make the picture, distribute the picture or even promote the picture, but it showed up if you Google Image searched the First Lady’s name. People were offended, obviously, considering the picture was a photograph with an ape’s face in the place of the lovely Michelle’s, but seriously, WTF do people think GOOGLE is gonna do about it?

Listen people, as much as you’d like to think so, Google isn’t reading your mind or picking things it WANTS you to see, it’s some computer magic that happens when you search that brings you the most popular links (or in this case images) when you press search. It’s not GOOGLES fault that some jackass lowlife inbred painted over Michelle Obama’s face with that of an ape anymore than it’s GOOGLES fault for any of the images that would come up if you searched for “obese porn” or whatever music that would come up if you searched for “Kenny G”. Brr… we shudder at the thought.

According to CNN, Google took down the offending website citing that it could cause “harm to your computer”, and the only way to find the image is to search directly for it, so it’s probably well hidden in the dark corners of the internet for now, but much like those pictures of you diving in the pool naked after a Superbowl bet gone bad, they’re bound to come back to haunt SOMETIME.

Furthermore, why does an ape on a black woman’s face automatically become RACIST? Michelle doesn’t look like an ape to me, and while I am sure the person who created the image had racist intentions, the fact that it automatically becomes racist is a bit ridiculous.

Aren’t their WHITE people who look like apes?

Oh, snap.

Geez, no one’s yelling at GOOGLE for that one. So, to all those punks blaming GOOGLE for someone elses racism? Y’all be trippin.

YBT SCALE: 5 bananas out of 10. Yea I said it, it’s an APE joke.

Speaking of Ol’ Tiger, check out the REAL (no spoofing) cover of the upcoming Golf Digest issue, featuring “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger”. Nice timing, again, golf magazines!

Mr. President, I know there are a few tips I wouldn’t take from Tiger. Especially considering that you’re married to a woman from the South Side of Chicago. You see all the damage The Swede did to Tiger, just imagine what Michelle would do to you, sir.