Negro?  Negro?  Well, I guess “Colored” would be pushing it?

According to an article in the New York Daily News, the 2010 American Census will be adding “Negro” to the list of terms that Darkies, Coons, Spades, Gator Bait, Spear Chunkers, Mulatto, Children Of Cain, Democrats, VH1 Potential Reality Show Contestants, African-American and/or Blacks are referred to on the form.

In the process, gaining a whole lot of free publicity and the most definetly the first sightings of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton in 2010.  No truth to the rumor that if either one of the Darkies, Coons, Spades, Gator Bait, Spear Chunkers, Mulatto, Children Of Cain, Democrats, VH1 Potential Reality Show Contestants, African-American and/or Black Civil Rights Activists sees their shadow, that Flavor Flav fell down in front of them.

Census Bureau spokesman Jack Martin said the use of “Negro” was intended as a term of inclusion.

“Many older African-Americans identified themselves that way, and many still do,” he said. “Those who identify themselves as Negroes need to be included.”

Oh, that’s nice, WTG, Jack!  Let’s make older Darkies, Coons, Spades, Gator Bait, Spear Chunkers, Mulatto, Children Of Cain, Democrats, VH1 Potential Reality Show Contestants, African-American and/or Black folks feel included by bringing up an outdated Jim Crow era term.  Why not send them forms that smell like watermelon and when you open the form, it plays DIXIE, too, Jack?  Who thought this bulls*it was a good idea?

The form was also approved by Congress more than a year ago, and the word has appeared on past forms.

Jesus wept.

Memo to Jack and the morons in Congress:

When older Darkies, Coons, Spades, Gator Bait, Spear Chunkers, Mulatto, Children Of Cain, Democrats, VH1 Potential Reality Show Contestants, African-American and/or Black folks hear the term “Negro”, they don’t feel nostalgic or a warm, buttery feeling in their tummies.  What they hear is a polite version of  “Nigger”.  Not “N-word”, Jack, “Nigger”.

Scarlet O’Hara:  “Mammie, one day you Darkies, Coons, Spades, Gator Bait, Spear Chunkers, Mulatto, Children Of Cain, Democrats, VH1 Potential Reality Show Contestants, African-American and/or Black people will be proud of the term Negro, I knows you will!

Mammie:  “Bitch, I’m still waiting for a good chance to break your neck for naming me, Mammie”.

Why stop at Negro, Jack? Where’s “Nazi-American”, “Oriental”, “Indian”? Why not call every Latino person a “Mexican”, Jack? Let’s make everyone feel included?   Because it’s insulting and ignorant, that’s why.

While money is being wasted in Washington DC on stupid s*it, why not break off a few bucks, buy some pizza & beer and invite some of your “Negro” friends over and ask them what they think of the term, Jack?

I bet they’d come up with a few terms for you.

YBT SCORE: 10 out of 40 Acres & A Mule, Jack.