...beating a dead Tiger
Well isn’t this special…
We all knew that the obligatory Saturday Night Live spoof of Tiger “Whooped” Woods v. Elin “The Swede” Woods slobbernocker was a-comin’. I know it’s a timing issue, seeing that half the frackin’ world (including YBT) has pimped this story like a single hooker at a frat house mixer, sure SNL had to get their shot in….BUT
Seeing as your musical guest was recently a victim of domestic violence and that this Tiger jibba-jabba is still strong discussion that’s headed into week dos, one would have thought that the kosher thing to do was to pump the brakes for a week. Ha! What am I thinkin’, nobody at SNL comes with brakes, silly!
...give peace a chance or I'll kick this girl's ass!
But, since this was a super celebrity getting his arse kicked AND it was a dude getting the smackdown layeth upon his arse, f*ck it, let them blows fall where they may! Rhianna holding a press conference, continually being interrupted by Chris Brown kicking her ass, that’s dispicable, but Tiger Woods getting whooped up on by his wife, hardy har har, motherf*ckers!
Jesus wept.
Can’t wait for the LAW & ORDER SVU “ripped from the headlines” Tiger episode.
Maybe they will cast Chris Brown in the Tiger role. Whoop dat trick!
YBT SCORE: 3 to 5 for assaulting your woman, 3 to 5 weeks being discussed on the cable newsworks, minimum if you’re a Swedish Nanny whooping your superstar golfer hubby’s ass.
Speaking of Ol’ Tiger, check out the REAL (no spoofing) cover of the upcoming Golf Digest issue, featuring “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger”. Nice timing, again, golf magazines!
Mr. President, I know there are a few tips I wouldn’t take from Tiger. Especially considering that you’re married to a woman from the South Side of Chicago. You see all the damage The Swede did to Tiger, just imagine what Michelle would do to you, sir.
Please don't hit me anymore, boo...I'll be good!
Ever since Mrs. Woods proved once and for all that women can swing a golf club just as good as any dude and opened up a can of Swedish Whoop Ass on Tiger and his Caddy (Cabliasian? Yeah, right. Everybody knows that only brothas roll in Cadillacs), white people been acting pretty cocky.
Ann Coulter's been preparing for this day a long time...
And banding together to do some major damage…
Dear God, no! Anything but this, Lord!
No wonder Kanye West hasn’t been seen in a while. He knows that blonds run in packs and he’s gonna pay for messing with Taylor Swift.
Personally, I just hope that nobody gets Lisa Loeb pissed. I am sure that behind that sexy librarian, emo-look, she’s a f*ckin’ killing machine, man.
Lisa Loeb scares YBT
Why can’t white people and black people just get along and buy furniture together?
Amen.
YPT SCORE: 6 out of 10 (1 point taken away for Ann Coulter actually knowing how to use a gun…come on, is that really a good idea for her to have a weapon? Really?)